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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.