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  • A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.
  • A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.
  • If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.
  • Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
  • The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.
  • My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.