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Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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100 shares on Messenger this month:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

22 shares on Threads this month:

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

26 shares on X this month:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

90 shares on Discord this month:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

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The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

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Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

Freshly posted on Discord:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Making waves on Slack:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Making waves on WeChat:

The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

Going bananas on Reddit:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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