My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed. Commentary:Sounds like your teen just discovered the secret unit of time called "laundry minutes" 😂⏳🧺 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle. I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor. Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes. My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it. I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.