My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only h… Commentary:Sounds like your teen just discovered the secret unit of time called "laundry minutes" 😂⏳🧺 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle. I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor. Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes. My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it. Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.