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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

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Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

51 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

34 shares on X this month:

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

Live now on Discord:

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

Breaking via X:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Going viral on Reddit:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Breaking via Threads:

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

Going bananas on Twitch:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Spotted on Instagram:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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