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Guess that pig was after some killer ham bargains! 🐷🛒😆
If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.
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Guess I'm still waiting for my Hogwarts acceptance letter because I'm clearly living in a fantasy world! 🧙♂️✨😂
I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.
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When you've spent more time explaining dial-up sounds to Gen Z than actually using the internet 🌐📞😂
Scrolling should count as cardio.
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Burning calories one scroll at a time! 🏋️♀️📱😂
You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.
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Lettuce rethink salad norms—toss in whatever; it’s a leafy affair gone rogue! 🥗🤪
Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?
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Looks like someone messed up the frog-to-prince conversion chart again! 🐸👑🙃
I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.
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Galloping home at 3 a.m.? I'd need a horse with GPS and a coffee IV! 🐴☕️😂
Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.
Commentary:
Oh, so I've been performing cultural rituals every time I ask for tech support! 😄🤓🙋♀️
I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.
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Adulting is just a fancy word for Skittles buffet time! 🍬😂
Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.
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"Swimming with dolphins just got way more epic, bring on the sea elves and orc sharks! 🧝♂️🦈🐬"