People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs ex-girlfriends when you can collect ex-crushes like Pokémon cards? Gotta catch 'em all! 😄💔 #HeartbreakMaster" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you. I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people. Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself! I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere. So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.
