People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs ex-girlfriends when you can collect ex-crushes like Pokémon cards? Gotta catch 'em all! 😄💔 #HeartbreakMaster" Related Funny Posts 🤝 They should invent crushes that like you back. Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you. Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags. High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him. Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself! Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while. My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.