People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?