Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a perfect plan for one long, hilarious roller-coaster ride! 🎢😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then. If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks. I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.