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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Going viral on TikTok:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

Making waves on Discord:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

Going viral on Twitch:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

Shared recently on Slack:

Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

Breaking via WeChat:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

2 months ago

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

2 months ago

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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

2 months ago

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

2 months ago

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

2 months ago

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81 shares on YouTube this month:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

53 shares on Discord this month:

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

99 shares on WeChat this month:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

55 shares on X this month:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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Live now on Facebook:

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

Going viral on YouTube:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Live now on Threads:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Work beers should be a daily thing.

Spotted on Threads:

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Shared recently on Facebook:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Spotted on Instagram:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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