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We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.