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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Just landed via Threads:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

Going viral on Telegram:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Breaking via Threads:

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

Shared recently on Reddit:

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

Seen just now on Slack:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

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Waiting for that romantic teleportation while still in my pajamas! 😂🛋️💫

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

54 shares on Discord this month:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

98 shares on Slack this month:

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

97 shares on Discord this month:

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

45 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

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How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Spotted on Facebook:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Just shared via Facebook:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Spotted on Discord:

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

Making waves on X:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Just shared via YouTube:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Just landed via Discord:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Seen just now on Slack:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

Keep the laugh going 😂

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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