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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

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I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

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My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

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Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

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Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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