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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.