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Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

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That moment when your couch suddenly has a magnetic pull stronger than any social plans 🤣🛋️📞

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged avoidance, cancel, excuse, honesty, humor, i, just, plans, procrastination, social, social plans, sorry, want on Jul 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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