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Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Just landed via Discord:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Going viral on Telegram:

Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

Shared recently on Slack:

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

Spotted on Telegram:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Witty quote about love and comfort, humorously comparing sugar to a supportive friend.
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79 shares on WeChat this month:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

37 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

29 shares on X this month:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Going viral on X:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Just shared via Messenger:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Spotted on Threads:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Breaking via TikTok:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Going bananas on Facebook:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Making waves on Reddit:

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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