Sugar held my hand through every breakup. Commentary:"Forget Prince Charming, I'll take a donut any day! 🍩❤️🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure. Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”. There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free. When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable. Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.