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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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I overthink, therefore I am.

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Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.