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I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.