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Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.