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The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.