There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life. Commentary:"When it comes to food thieves, keep your friends close and your forks closer! ๐ด๐ #SharingIsCaringButNotAlways" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Iโm going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave. There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart. There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kidsโ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other. Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead? Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.
