They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like it's payback time for all those years of tolerating family drama! 💸💀💰 #InheritancePayback Related Funny Posts 🤝 Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out. Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job. If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin. Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport. Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.