They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like it's payback time for all those years of tolerating family drama! 💸💀💰 #InheritancePayback Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job. Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular. You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.