They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.