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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

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Toddlers: the ultimate truth-tellers who think 6 a.m. is the perfect time for a dance party! πŸ’ƒπŸ•ΊπŸ₯±

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asked, child, honesty, humor, nobody, parenting, roommate, toddler, toddlers on Jul 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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