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That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

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I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

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Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

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Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

I like my bed more than I like most people.

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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