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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

34 shares on Slack this month:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

27 shares on X this month:

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

95 shares on Discord this month:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

53 shares on X this month:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

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Deleting university to focus on Twitter.

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The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

Just shared via X:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Making waves on TikTok:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

Going viral on Twitch:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m only dead on the outside.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

Just shared via WeChat:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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