Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Vote for me, I'll cut the alphabet in half – because who needs the hassle of Z when you can just stop at Y? 🤣✂️ #LessAlphabetMoreFun" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person. Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math. A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions. Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate. Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.