Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half. Funny Quotes September 4, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppVote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half. I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet. D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.