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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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Still waiting, but at least I don't have to worry about becoming a dinosaur snack! ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜…

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