Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.