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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

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Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

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Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

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Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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Doctor said I am terminally chill.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

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