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Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Going viral on TikTok:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Live now on YouTube:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Spotted on X:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Going bananas on X:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Shared recently on Messenger:

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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Humorous text about feeling out of place at a gender reveal party while naked.

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61 shares on Discord this month:

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

31 shares on X this month:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Spotted on WeChat:

Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

Just landed via Reddit:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.

Freshly posted on X:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

Just shared via TikTok:

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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