Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.