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Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

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Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?