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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Going viral on WeChat:

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Reported on WhatsApp:

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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"Apparently, some folks think that a couch is just a fancy plant stand or something 🌿🤷‍♂️. Maybe we should consider hosting visitors outside on lawn chairs next time, for the true living room experience 😂🪑 #SundaySilliness"

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

Seen just now on Instagram:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Broadcasted on X:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Just landed via Reddit:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Shared recently on X:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Breaking via WeChat:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Going viral on WeChat:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Just landed via YouTube:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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