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  • Quitting my job to focus on being in love.
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  • Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.
  • Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.
  • The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.
  • When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.