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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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