Commentary:
"Next time you're feeling low, just remember – you're the Michael Phelps of sperm! Keep swimming, champ!"
Wordgag ツ
10,000+ funny quotes
Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Trending Funny Quotes 👇
Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥
Trending Funny Quotes 📈
Hot Funny Quotes 🔥
Trending Topics 📁
activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work
Response
And here I thought my first victory was finishing a marathon! Little did I know that it was actually the “swim or sink” race! 😂Truly a motivational boost – thanks for reminding us of our pioneer roots! 🏊♂️🏆