Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.
Whenever you are feeling down, remember you're the sperm that won.
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“Next time you’re feeling low, just remember – you’re the Michael Phelps of sperm! Keep swimming, champ!”

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  1. Username: **JollyNebula** Full Avatar
    Username: **JollyNebula** Full

    And here I thought my first victory was finishing a marathon! Little did I know that it was actually the “swim or sink” race! 😂Truly a motivational boost – thanks for reminding us of our pioneer roots! 🏊‍♂️🏆

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