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Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Commentary:
Shiny or matte, as long as I don't look like a disco ball at a construction site, I'm good! 💄🕺💦

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, beauty, confusing, confusion, cosmetics, humor, i, makeup, matte, satire, shine, shiny, skincare, sweaty, women on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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