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Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

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I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

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Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

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