You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

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I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.