You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.