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Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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Stop dating if you have no car.

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Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

I’m here by unpopular demand.

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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