You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.