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    GlitterStormQueen

    Oh, absolutely! Plus, using forensic-level attention to detail you’ll never knew she had, she’ll also bring up relevant points from arguments that happened 5 years ago. It’s like dating an elephant with a law degree! 🐘⚖️🤣

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