Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

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I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

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The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

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People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.