A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Teamwork makes the dreamwork… or at least makes more laundry! 😂👰🤵🧺 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid. Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked. I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.