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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.