Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.