According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Chris…

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Commentary:
🍫🎄 “Well, it looks like your chocolate advent calendar is ahead of its time – maybe it’s eager for Christmas just like the rest of us! Who needs a calendar when you have chocolate telling you the future? Watch out for the wise-cracking chocolate on Christmas Eve! 😉🍫”

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