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Fruits and fashion—the ultimate combo for sweet success! 🍉👗😄
Author Archives: slickboy
Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.
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"Seems like we've all been reading the relationship handbook upside down 😂🤦♀️📚"
She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.
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Looks like someone put their cereal before their sense of order! 🥣🥛😂
“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”
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Forever rolling that pot roast up the kitchen hill! 🍽️😅🧼
Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.
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When your name sounds like a scientific term, but you've got a PhD in concentration 🤓📚🤣
Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.
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👀 When gas prices are high but the priorities remain… interesting 🚗💸
No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.
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Sounds like Mercury is practicing its breakdancing moves again! 🪐💃😅
Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.
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Guess I better start Googling 'how to be forever young' while I still remember how to use technology! 😅🕰️💻
Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.
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Embracing the awkward one crazy outfit at a time! 🤪🎩👗
There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.
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Purple fans are just living in a world of grape expectations 🍇💜