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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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