Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship. Commentary:"Auto-correct has me so well-trained that I almost apologized to the toaster this morning. 🍞🤦♂️" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want. I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life. Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones. I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity. My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.