(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.