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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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