Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light? Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"😂 Who knew physics could perfectly describe your Friday mood? 🚀🕳️ #EternalSnack" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole. Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green. Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything. I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.