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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

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Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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Fifty shades of I miss you.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.