Commentary:
"π₯π 'Cause rolling through the flames in sweats is just how I tire my attire! ππ"
Random Funny Quotes
Sending your selfies to NASA because youβre a star.
…
Commentary:
"NASA calledβthey want their star back! πβ¨ #OutOfThisWorld"
I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.
Commentary:
"Looks like the space bar isn't cooperating with your intergalactic dreams π Keep pressing, maybe you'll reach the stars eventually! πβ¨#EarthBound #SpaceBarFails"
People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.
Commentary:
Trying to adult but somehow ended up being my own pet with a treat-based reward system πΎπͺπ§Ή
Going to the gym to exercise my demons.
Commentary:
"Off to the gym to sweat out my demons and get that exorcise! πͺπ #FitnessGoals #DemonsBeGone"
There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.
Commentary:
"Swipe right for swordplay and smooches! π€Ίππ"
You can fake an American accent all you want, but βliterallyβ will expose you.
Commentary:
Literally caught red-handed with the American vibe! πΊπΈπ€
Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?
Commentary:
"Breakups may be tough, but have you ever eagerly awaited a food delivery, only for it to arrive and look nothing like what you expected? ππ #foodieproblems #heartbreakoverhangry"
Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!
Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions! π€ Who needs productivity when there's a whole day of Netflix waiting for you? π
Procrastination game strong! πͺ #NotToday"
I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.
Commentary:
Sounds like you were born to pilot a spaceship full of emojis ππ€£π±!