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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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Ah, celery – the perpetual optimist's glass-half-empty snack! 💧🌿 These slim and crunchy green sticks are like nature's way of reminding us that healthy eating can sometimes feel like a chore. 🥗 But hey, at least they make a great dip vehicle! 😄 #HealthyEating #SnackStruggles

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged celery, comedy, depressing, food, food humor, green, humor, vegetables, wafers, water on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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