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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

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Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

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Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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