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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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Ah, celery – the perpetual optimist's glass-half-empty snack! ๐Ÿ’ง๐ŸŒฟ These slim and crunchy green sticks are like nature's way of reminding us that healthy eating can sometimes feel like a chore. ๐Ÿฅ— But hey, at least they make a great dip vehicle! ๐Ÿ˜„ #HealthyEating #SnackStruggles



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