Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.