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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

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