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"Ah, daylight savings – the sneaky scheme to make us believe we're getting more time when really we're just losing sleep! ๐กโฐ Who knew selling daylight could be so profitable? ๐โ๏ธ"
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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.
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