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- I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.
- I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.
- Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.
- Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.
- Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.