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"Oh, dear ghosts, no need to be just lazy specters – put those supernatural skills to good use and help with the cleaning! 👻🧹 Who knew haunting could include some housekeeping duties! 😄"

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

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4 months ago

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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2 months ago

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I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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2 months ago

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37 shares on YouTube this month:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

56 shares on X this month:

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

83 shares on Discord this month:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

37 shares on X this month:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

68 shares on Discord this month:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

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Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

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Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

Just shared via YouTube:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Just landed via Threads:

FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

Trending via Discord:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Breaking via X:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

Seen just now on Twitch:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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