Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oh, dear ghosts, no need to be just lazy specters – put those supernatural skills to good use and help with the cleaning! π»π§Ή Who knew haunting could include some housekeeping duties! π" Related Funny Posts π€ Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights. I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene. Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it. Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets? Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.