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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.