Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.