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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

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Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

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I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

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Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

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