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It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

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Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.

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In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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