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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.