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"Don't fret! 🌟 The cavalry is on its way in the form of three mighty warriors: Friday, Saturday, and Sunday! ⚔️ Brace yourselves for the impending arrival of the weekend heroes! 💥"

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

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Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

50 shares on Discord this month:

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

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A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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