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Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

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Promises made after a few drinks have the same shelf life as a politician's campaign promises—zero percent reliability! 🍻🤷‍♂️✨



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