Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence. Commentary:Looks like my hair's auditioning for the role of "chaotic evil" today! 🌪️🤣 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this. I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch. It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it. You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body. It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.
