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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I should’ve existed as a tree.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,487

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Spotted on Slack:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Shared recently on Discord:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

Spotted on Slack:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Trending via Instagram:

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

Just shared via TikTok:

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

Spotted on Reddit:

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

Breaking via X:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Making waves on Messenger:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

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When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

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I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

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95 shares on X this month:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

53 shares on Threads this month:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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Just shared via Twitch:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Making waves on TikTok:

Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

Just shared via Messenger:

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

Live now on Facebook:

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Trending via Threads:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Just shared via TikTok:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Be the reason someone burns sage.

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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