Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When 'Who's your daddy?' takes a plot twist! 😅🍼 #UnexpectedPositivity" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive. A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian. I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall. Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal. Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.