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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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"When 'Who's your daddy?' takes a plot twist! 😅🍼 #UnexpectedPositivity"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, daddy, every, guy, humor, parenthood, positive, relationship, responsibility, test, wants on Jun 15, 2025 by slickboy.

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