Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive. Commentary:"When 'Who's your daddy?' takes a plot twist! 😅🍼 #UnexpectedPositivity" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive. I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall. Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal. Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend. If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.